Friday, February 3, 2006

BUSINESS JOKES: Business one-liners jokes, Part 01

By Luis Galarza

Business Jokes.- I think is time to have some laugh, and i got these one line jokes from a friend of mine. Hope everyone enjoy these tiny jokes...

A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.

A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.

A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.

A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.

A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.

A bird in the hand is dead.A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.

A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.


About Author:
Luis Galarza is a Business and Communication Consultant. Learn how to save money own your phone bill at: http://www.cogni360blog.co.nr/. And get your free business tips at: http://LuisGalarza.blogspot.com
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